HELLO FRIENDS

iWould like to mention that I have not been posting much because iAm saving magical surprises for my art show. There will be free pizza. and arts. 

iAm Fish Girl and iHave gone to Shangri La. 

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I put an invitation to my art show in your mailbox a week or so ago and heard nothing back. I came over and asked you if you got it and if you planned on showing up. “Oh, I think might be working that day,” you say. “Well you can come on one of the other days.” …. “Yeah sure, I might do that.” 

You didn’t ask about my trip so I told you anyways. You laughed at me when I said it made me want to be a doctor. 

Thanks asshole. Thanks for the pizza and the college education. Too bad I don’t give a shit about your girlfriend or the NBA hoop ball finals or how fucking impossible you are to talk to. I’m so glad we spent 45 minutes together sitting by a door and looking in the same general direction. Before I left the house I read some bullshit article on soda makes you fat AND stupid. I ordered one with dinner anyways.  

today i intentionally and gloriously deposited my own blood into one of my prints. i am now an artist 

I am not sure how to tell you all this. but id like you to know that I am officially not mentally disturbed - my doctor confirmed today. please do be alarmed.

I am not sure how to tell you all this. but id like you to know that I am officially mentally disturbed - my doctor confirmed today. please do not be alarmed.